i have yet to see luke hemmings shirtless and this is a problem which needs to be resolved asap
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
Anonymous asked: have you ever met one direction??
this doesnt count as meeting but i talked to them at soundcheck and i met paul and deo niall’s cousin (he’s really stuck up and rude lol) and josh was in the car next to me and we were making faces and i made the pussy face and he laughed rly hard lol